Everybody wants to live forever. Now everybody can, while looking cool with our new Green Tea Antioximints flavor. Not only are these mints the most healthful Oral Fixation flavor, they are also statistically the most likely Oral Fixation mint enjoyed while in the Downward Facing Dog yoga position. Every tin contains mints printed with the Japanese character for "tea" and a little bit of wisdom on the wax paper.
Oral Fixation Mints, with their superior quality in both flavor and design, fill the gourmet mint gap. Just as boutique start-ups have swept markets in fresh juice, organic milk, and gourmet coffee, so will higher quality and boutique mints eventually replace the generic options currently available. Oral Fixation tins are slightly larger than a credit card, can be used to carry cash IDs, and other cards after the sugar free breathmints have been enjoyed.